ربنا يخللي الصعايدة....خلاص.. جننوا الجن..!!.. [الأرشيف] - الموقع التخصصى فى الرياضيات للثانوية العامة

مهيب الأرنؤوطى

03-03-2011, 11:13 PM

الصعيدي والجن

صعيدي عايز يستأجر بيت ونصحوه لانه فيه جن يخوف

بس ما سمعش كلامهم واستأجره

جا الليل .. قام الجن و قال لزمايله هطلع اخوفه

طلع الجن و قعد جنب الصعيدي وقاله ممكن سيجارة ؟

بص له الصعيدي وقال إتفضل

نزل الجن عند زمايله وهو متغاظ وقالهم ما خافش ؟؟؟

رجع الجن نتف نفسه وخلى الدم يشرشر من جلده وطلع عند الصعيدي وقاله ممكن سيجارة؟

بص له الصعيدي وقاله إتفضل

انجن الجن ونزل لزمايله وقالهم المره دى هموته من الرعب ....

قام قلب عينيه ولف راسه وكسر ايدة وطلع عند الصعيدي وقاله ممكن سيجارة ؟

بص له الصعيدي و قاله إتفضل

هنا الجن طلعت فى راسه نحله وطار عقله ونزل تحت وبهدل نفسه اخر بهدلة

وطّلع العامود الفقرى وخلى جلده مشرشر وشال عيونه وطلع عند الصعيدي

وقاله : ممكن سيجارة ؟!

بص له الصعيدي وقاله :

مش ملاحظ أن التدخين عمال يدمر

فى صحتك؟؟

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